Monday, August 31, 2009

Merdeka???

Assalamualaikum

Merdeka maknanya bebas. Kalo speaking skit, independent tidak bergantung kepada mana-mana pihak, kalo ikut kamus.

Bagi ak, merdeka bermaksud mampu membuat keputusan yang boleh mendatangkan perubahan tanpa sebarang halangan. Kalo ikut kamus direct...kita masih kena bergantung hati pada Tuhan

Adakah kita benar2 merdeka?

Kalo budaya....masih ramai yg mengagungkan budaya luar dan menganggap budaya sendiri sebagai punca kemunduran....tak merdeka

Kalo agama....sape brani campur tangan secara direct psl Gaza dari sekadar mengutuk?..tak merdeka

Kalo ekonomi....US jatuh terduduk, kita jatuh terlentang....tak merdeka

Kalo pertahanan....kita masih import sepenuhnya senjata dari negara lain, kalo buat kt sini pun, lesen dari luar.....tak merdeka

Samalah dgn org yg menulis ni....tak merdeka lg

Bersatu....kita sama memerlukan, naik sama tinggi

Mutiara kata:
Mintalah hati yang terang
Munculnya minda yang celik
Mata melihat di sebalik nyata

More to come...

Post 'Majlis Ijazah di UUM' telah dibuang

Assalamualaikum

Atas sebab-sebab tertentu, post 'Majlis Ijazah di UUM' telah dibuang

Terima kasih atas teguran yg diberikan dan mohon maaf sekiranya ada pihak yg mendapat kesan daripada post ini

More to come..

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Roselle

Assalamualaikum

Dua org toyol datang, demam pulok...cari air roselle xjumpa2. Ak xde nk promote produk HPA, tp RTD Roselle dh terbukti keberkesanan and bahan utama dier mmg kalik roselle bkn cam Radix Cookies.

Ak nk cite skit pasal Roselle



Cara tanam
1)Amik benih bunga dia
2)Semai selama 15 hari
3)Lepas 15 hari, pindahkn ke kaw lebih sesuai. Bajakan dgn baja organik selang seminggu dan siram air.
4)Lps 45-60 hari, bunga dia kembang. Bunga bole amik
5)Tunggu lg 35 hari, dpt buah dia.

Buah atau bunga, korang rebus dalam air bersuhu 80C selama 20 minit. Sukatan 3 gram kalik/100 ml air. Air dia agak masam.

Kebaikannya ubati demam, alergi, asma, stress, insomnia, cegah kanser n cegah sakit jantung. Ade lg satu, anti penuaan, ak xpasti yg ni.

Mutiara kata:
Buat baik tak tutup aib
Buat aib tak tutup baik

More to come...

Friday, August 28, 2009

Che Wanie

Assalamualaikum

Khas utk adikku si Jawa.....

Selamat harijadi, tgk gambar bawah ni jgn jeles, hahaha...



Sempena bulan Ramadhan ni, ak doakan ko dpt jumpa malam yg lebih baik dari seribu bulan, Lailatul Qadar. AMIN

More to come...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Herba @ abuk kayu??

Assalamualaikum

Hari ni mmg best...Rafidi Shaari xde, mak ak buat kek, ayah ak beli KFC, member ak bg ucapan (terutama Mai, dr semlm), toyol ak bg ak kad.



Gambar diatas adalah herba Radix yg digunakan dlm Radix Chocolate Cookies. Lebih tepat lg, habuk kayu sahaja. Ak dh test dgn rendamkn sedikit drpd serbuk 'herba' dlm air....ada hampas.
Lgpun, senang sgt jumpa Tongkat Ali sampai bole buat beratus2 kotak biskut?

Athimulam et al. (2006) mengatakan hanya yield utk pati Tongkat Ali sekadar 3% dan simulasi dibuat utk menghasilkan 390 kg per annum. Radix Chocolate Cookies dihasilkan dlm 200 kg sehari.

Rasa korang dh leh bajet brape banyak serbuk 'herba' dlm tu. Ak xleh bgtau direct sbb confidential, dlm repot ak pun, ak xmasukkn sukatan.

Abuk kayu gak bole menyebabkn radang dn kerosakan buah pinggang (Roel et al. 2004)

Rujukan:
A. Athimulam, S. Kumaresan, D.C.Y. Foo, M.R. Sarmidi, R.A.Aziz (2006). Modelling
and Optmization of Eurycoma Longifolia Water Extract Production. Food and
Bioprocess Engineering. 84(C2): 139-149

Roel P.F Schins, Janet H. Lightbody, Paul J.A Borm, Tingming Shi, Ken Donaldson,
Vicki Stone (2004). Inflammantory effects of coarse and fine particulate matter
in relation to chemical and biological constituents. Toxicology and Applied
Pharmacology. 195(1): 1-11

Mutiara kata:
Pujuk orang, sampai fikir sendiri
Paksa anak, sampai fikir sendiri

More to come...

Wishlist ak....

Assalamualaikum

Hari ni ak dh jd tua, tmbh lg sethn umur ak. Jatuh dlm bln posa, Alhamdu lillah.

Senarai permintaan ak:
1)Convert Master ak ke PhD
2)Menjalankan ibadah sunat secara konsisten
3)YM Tn Haji Ishak bin Itam segera sihat
4)Makbapak ak, adik-beradik ak n toyol kesayangan sihat sentiasa
5)Menjadi usahawan yg jujur n berjaya
6)Menguasai pelbagai cabang ilmu
7)Mengumpulkn bukti kukuh ke atas you-know-who
8)Dikurniakan keberanian dan kebijaksanaan
9)Mati dalam sebaik-baik keadaan

....dan banyak lg

Semoga Allah memakbulkan segala hajat di hati, Amin

P/S: Esok sape lak??? Hehehehe

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Madulia....

Assalamualaikum

Hahaha, lps present, ak lepak QC. Ikut Shahril check2 bahan mentah n produk. Baru ak tau, kat sini pun buat ubat batuk.....nama dia Madulia.

Bahan asal Madulia ni....madu, halia, kayu manis n cengkih. Bhn sekarang....madu, halia, citric acid, sodium benzoate, methyl paraben, gula, air.

Tapi pakai label lama. Kps sape2 yg rase ubat ni efektif, ingat nombor ni, 09FH32/024. Nombor yg ak bg adalah no. batch 09(tahun) FH32(kod produk)/024(no kelompok). Bermula kelompok ke-24, dia pakai resipi baru...yg bnyak bahan kimia sintetik.

Kpd yg nk elak bhn kimia sintetik, tau nk buat pe kn?



Mutiara kata:
Manusia akan sesat jika Tuhan buta

More to come....

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Standard ammo

Assalamualaikum

What a lousy old senile become my boss! He is the one who set break time at 1330, meaning we will get back to work after Zuhur prayer. This afternoon, an odd feeling come to me as I see Rafidi Shaari didn't return to his office after prayer. When I returned to QC office, I was told....he was sleeping.

Enough about that, I will make others see HPA unethical conduct by using name of Islam, time to time. I gathering solid evidence now. One of the evidences is my industrial reports; they are saying about independence from chemical substance yet they using it....

If I writing my entry in English, it must be about my proposal. I nearly finished watching FutureWeapons. From some of episodes, new type of bullets invented for that specific kind of weapons; 6mm, 6.8mm, 25mm, .408 and .461 to name a few. It makes me wonders, how are you going to resupply your arms if you behind enemy lines using this weapons?

Notable ammunition around the world are 5.56mm, 7.62mm, 12.7mm and 9mm. This make me add another spec for an ideal weapon; it is adaptable to common round use. Another spec I added, it must be ambidextrous; can be used by right or left-handed like Steyr or Masada.

With redesigned bolt carrier, using 7.62mm as Personal Defense Weapon (PDW) or carbine is possible.

I thinking using bullpup design to shorten my system....

Mutiara kata:
Standard is about optimizing sensitivity

More to come...

P/S: Majlis Ijazah PSSCMUMP akn diadakan julung2 kali nya di UMP. Ak doakn segalanya lancar.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Boss yg tolol

Assalamualaikum

Selamat sudah ak present, mmg buat presentation....tp sempoi2, walupun dh reherse dlm BI. Dua lecturer lak!! Banyak gak dia tanya, tp dh prepared, Alhamdu lillah...xde masalah

Yg ak sakit ati.....boss ak, staff inform dia lecturer nk dtg, dia tengking,"Nak buat presentation, buat kat bilik sebelah! Tak yah bawak masuk dalam ofis," Waaah.....adab seorg pengurus. Islam ajar suruh memuliakan tetamu, kata perjuang Islam? Kuat rasa di hati, diorang cari duit je dgn menipu.

Pagi kena tadarus, dia suruh....awat dia xjoin. "Hangpa bukan baca kat rumah," Aiii...dia dtg melawat sorang2? Hati dia mmg kabur dgn syak wasangka. Dia bole lak tambah masa bekerja walaupun HQ dh ekjas jadual.. Aihh, nk jd Pengarah ke?

Bila lecturer balik....ak lepak dgn operator. Hasbullah (QC) cite, boss bgtau,"Kalo ak masuk tanya, dia xbole jawab nya," Ehh...compare ak dgn dia. Ak ade asas teknikal, mmg memanjang buat keje dlm kilang tu. Dia...xde asas, lps tu lepak office je. Ehh...akaun pun ak bole buat, tau? Dia buat pa? Bg rugi lps tu salahkn org xberdoa.

Sapa yg baca....ingat nama ni, RAFIDI SHAARI, Pengurus HPA F&B. Dia la paling memeningkan kepala. Orgnya pendek, gelap, boroi, dn ade tanda Hindu kt kepala, nk kata tanda lahir.....warna ungu mcm salur darah pecah.

Jgn la amik dia keje, satu kilang d Perlis dh tutup sbb dia. Cawangan lain mmg xnk dia n pengurus otai2 pun xnk transfer ke HPA F&B selagi dia ada...

Kalo dia pindah ke HPA Farm, ayam pun xthn dgn dia....

Mutiara kata:
Tak nak jadi orang Melayu
Tapi nak jadi bangsa Melayu

More to come...

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Hari pertama

Assalamualaikum

Mcmne hari pertama? Hari ni mmg pulun repot...dh abis, Alhamdu lillah! Sape nk, kabo kt aku. 50 pg je. Ak concentrate kt rifle ak lps ak present, insyaAllah. Esk ak kena rehearse, mlm ni..ak rest jap. Ak dh mencarut2 adjust format laporan. Ish2, baru hr pertama.

Apa juadah hr ni...


Sumsum...nyam!nyam!


Mee mamak...sedap


Cucur udang besar

Mak ak yg masak...sape yg penah rasa masakan mak ak, mmg terliur tgk...

Ok, ak harap korang telah melalui hari pertama Ramadhan dgn jayanya.

Mutiara kata:
Meraikan kemenangan dengan mempertahankannya

Friday, August 21, 2009

Selamat datang

Assalamualaikum

Ramadhan datang lg, moga kita dpt jumpa lailatul qadar....Hr Isn, ak present. Doakn ak dpt buat yg terbaik!!! Slide xbuat lg...Sibuk woo, buat repot, nasib baik Kedah cuti esok. Mlm ni abiskn repot, lps tu sok buat slide n rehearse. Dhla HPA xde projektor, ak pinjam kawan ayah ak.


Tak sedap lh RFC (9 ketul=RM42?!)


Chapter 3 Industrial Report....mcm repot bergambo, mungkin xsmpi 50 pg


HD baru, Buffalo Turbo 250GB (RM225)


Sara, ank sedara ak...xngam dgn ak, ak xpenah jaga dia

Dlm bulan posa ni, ak cuba baca Yasin sblm tido...

Mutiara kata:
Tak nampak buat, syak
Nampak tak buat, sah

More to come...

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Kodok

Assalamualaikum

Present Isn ni!!! X abis pulun lg....huhuhuhuhu, chapter 3 penin wooo. Xpe2, kang ak pikir camne nk susun...Ade lg 3 hari. Tinggal chapter 3 je...ak hentam org mmg pandai.

Semlm bertugas bhgn bottling RTD. Selalunya mmg ak menyumpah bila bertugas kt sini, berdiri selama 4 jam, rehat kul 1, abis keje nk dekat kul 5. Tapi lain lak bila geng biskut yg buat. Perrghh, mmg abis on time. Bila morning break je, abis satu batch. Bila lunch, abis satu batch, lg setengah jam nk solat, abis daaa....Mmg cekap arr geng Biskut. Nasib baik boss letak ak kt Biskut.

Kak Nani (IPQC) ajak ak makan buah ko'ok (btul x ak eja?) n jambu susu waktu lunch. Dua2 masam2, mmg xsah org pompuan kalo xtelan benda masam.

Ptg semlm, bila nk abis keje je, ak pelik awat operator pompuan melompat? Ak tgk bawah...Ya Allah, kodok?! Sori arrr...ak xtakut. Yang ak terkejut mana dia datang dan mana dia dh lompat. Tank RTD pendek je, xsampai 1 meter, ak dh terpikir....dia dh berenang ke? Lps tu ak sakat operator pompuan dgn sepak kodok tu ke arah diorang...

Mutiara kata:
Ikan di laut tidak masin, perlu digaramkan sebelum dimasak
(Almarhum Ustaz Hj Hanafi bin Hj Ahmad, Pengasas PSSCM)

More to come

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Pulun repot

Assalamualaikum

Net kt umah ak biol dua hari....susah benor. Skang baru dpt masuk. Mlm ni nk pulun repot LI, hohohoho.

Dlm bab 3, ak kena bg cadangan nk improve kn....Banyak, ade backup dari kajian lg. Tp ak cuma khabar cadangan ak kt QC/QA je, nk bgtau boss...dia tgk repot ak jela. Janji cik Fathie dtg, repot anta, hahahaha.

Lps anta repot....jd nakal skit arrrr. Bila dh siap, ak kabo. Sape nk bole bg...

Mutiara kata:
Been there, done that

More to come...

Friday, August 14, 2009

V-System

Assalamualaikum

I just watched FutureWeapons episodes on Close Quarter Combat (CQC). CQC or CQB is a commando's discipline on quick response in hectic battle especially in closed space or hostage scenario. Panic is not an option here, as possibity of casualties is high which eliminate advantage of range as one may snatch other weapon or intimadate them to put their weapon down. Well, I have Silat Cekak Papan Sekeping for that situation.

What interest me....

TDI Kriss Super V™ submachine gun





Named after Indonesian word, 'Keris', this SMG utilize V-system, a new patent-pending system of recoil-operating. Instead pushing bolt carrier backward to the shoulder, which leads to muzzle climb because of inertia, the bolt carrier was push downward creating angle with spring guide like V-shaped, hence where the name come from.

It reduce recoil.....and theoritically, have faster rate of fire from my current system. I think I have meet my match. Eventhough it is not adaptable for rifles yet because space needed to create an angle must fit spring guide and bolt carrier at same time. I feel challanged, how I going to surpass V-system?

Then, I just remembered.....it is nearly 2030 and I haven't done my Maghrib prayer. I recite selawat Nuril Anwar after prayer and then.....I just redesign my system and lighter too.

They need more than 2 years to design V-system....I need few hours to surpass them...

Mutiara kata:
Islam tak susah, bila buat betul

More to come...

P/S: adoii....awat bercelaru struktur organisasi HPA ni???

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Opocot....

Assalamualaikum

Hari ni masak n QC lg. Masak RTD jambu lg. Mmg masam baju ak arini. Arini dia ajar bhn2 dlm tu lak. Time nk pam adunan ke tangki masak....Opocot, line putus, memancut air melawan daya graviti, dgn ak2 skali melompat. Huhuhuu...

Dh setel masalah tu, gi lepak2....bkn cam masak kt dapur, kena kaco slalu. Ak ngarut2 dgn QC kt situ. Huhahuha, dlm kul 12, blackout. Aiseh, xabis masak lg. Gi jumpa Lan ramai2. Lan ckp dlm masa 3 jam lektrik ade balik. Kalo gitu, kena buang arr yg dimasak tu...sbb xsempat nk panaskan balik. Jgn harap operator nk buat OT, sbb xde elaun OT. Kalo masukkan air dlm botol gak, ramailah akn ditimpa keracunan makanan.

Alhamdu lillah, elektrik ade balik dlm masa 20 minit, Sambung! Bos xde arini, yg xde keje main takraw. Lan bgtau pihak atasan mmg kedekut, sepatutnya kilang ade generator. Bila propose, diorang tgk puluh ribu.....jgn harap. Mcmne nk maju! Mmg pandai jual agama je..

Lps masak, dh xde keje. Ak baca2 fail pasal nk masak RTD. Dlm repot, ak masuk benda yg ak dh buat n psl food safety (bkn diorang praktik pun...). Bila dh buat, baru nampak masalah, baru dpt solution. Tgh2 lepak sampai tertidur (hehehehe...), ak dpt ilham nk pendekkan rifle ak.

Syukur....ak dh jumpa cara nk naikkn bangsa ak, rakan yg lain camne?

Mutiara kata:
Usaha menzahirkan iman ke alam nyata

More to come...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Pegaga tu kelat...

Assalamualaikum

Hari ni mmg rezeki ak, diorang assign ak ke bahagian masak. Buat ayak kordial n RTD. Hari ni buat RTD je. RTD ni bole minum trus cam air Ribena. Ak tgk arrr, cara diorang buat air tu. Bau puree jambu batu amat tungik menusuk hidung. Best, tgk proses dari dia adun sampai dia masak.

Tgh2 tgk air dimasak..."Sham, sham," Sham panggil ak ke bilik QC sambil melambai-lambai. Apahal? Ak trus berlari ke langit...err...ke bilik QC. Ak tutup pintu belakang ak n Sham jemput ak duduk. Dia trus tanya, " Sepanjang Sham praktikal kat sini, apa Sham nampak boleh perbaharui operasi kat kilang ni?"

Ak habaq trus pasal ammonia, heat exchanger, impeller.....snang cakap, mmg cite pasal chemical engineering la. Dia pun tekun mendengar dan memberikan respons. Lps tu QC yg lain join sekaki dgr ak jd penglipur lara n diorang pun bg pendapat sendiri.

Abis cerita, ak keluar check balik adunan tu. Shahril (QC) tanya dextrose monohydrate ape? Ak jawab glucose. Lps tu, dia nk rasa sodium bicarbonate, errrkkk? Baru ak prasan, diorang xde MSDS....xlama ade mati katak. Ak trus ckp dgn Sham...dia suruh ak terangkn natang tu.

Lps tu, Shahril ajar ak cara nk check pegaga n buat ujian Brix. Tp ujian Brix dia buat xtepat. Spec alat 20 darjah Celcius, dia test RTD waktu suhu dia 50 darjah Celcius...mmg lari arr. Time suhu air 90 darjah, diorang dh kalut sbb Brix dpt 14% bkn 10%. Tambah lg air...kalo dia tunggu air sejuk, dpt lg rendah.

Yg ajar ak masak, Jan. Lupa lak, pegaga bole buat ulam. Cara nk check, ukur dia punya daun n rasainya.

Kelatnya....Sham tgh mkn nasi, ak pun bg dia

Mutiara kata:
Masalah bukan tanda tanya

More to come...

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

It is no longer a rifle...it is a system now...

Assalamualaikum

Most of you guys know that I have been into conventional weapons especially sniper rifle. I have thought of turning this for my Master degree project. It will be the first in Malaysia. I have been doing a lot of research on designing this rifle through internet, documentaries and books.

From there, I have understand mechanism of a rifle, the ideal specification of a sniper rifle, modus operandi of a sniper, the problems encountered and other weapons such as guns and anti-tank as well.

From my point of view, an ideal weapon need to be simple for use, easily disposable, able to operate with stealth without loss of firepower, less maintainability, provide rapid fire and act as force multiplier. Not to forget, it must be durable against water, sand and heat.

I have design mine for over this 3 months....I quiet surprised myself. My design is cutting-edge but its construction is achievable with current technology. It is completely different from current sniper rifle.

It is more accurate to call it a sniper system, spotter's task are greatly reduced by using this system. In fact, sniper can be act alone if this system is realized. Exposure is minimum and stealth is maintain. It also can be use in all-weather combat. Theoretically, it is immune towards three threats I mention before. Virtually, there is no recoil.

For now, my scope is establishing this system for .50 caliber (12.7 mm). The reason for this is .50 caliber is most powerful round available for a rifles or machine guns. It is also in anti-material weapons. Drawback of this round is recoil. If this achieved, no problems should occured if this system used for .30 caliber (7.62 mm).

I have second thought about uploading my sketches here...

Mutiara kata:
Tuhan memandang kita sebagai hamba
Makhluk mengangkat kita dengan kebesaran

More to come...

Monday, August 10, 2009

al-Fatihah....

Assalamualaikum

Sekadar ingin membuat pengumuman, kekanda kepada Rahimah binti Yusoff, ahli PSSCMUMP telah kembali ke rahmatullah semalam atas sebab yg blum dipastikan.

Marilah bersama-sama kita sedekahkan ummul-kitab untuk kesejahteraan arwah...

DaripadaNya kita datang, kepadaNya jua kita kembali

al-Fatihah......

More to come...

Q & A: H1N1

Assalamualaikum

Korang tak pelik, dalam 27 kematian disebabkan H1N1, xde sorang pun doktor/nurse yg terlibat?

Knape ekkk???


Mutiara kata:
Ubat dari Tuhan mujarab bagi roh dan tubuh

More to come...

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Sebab Silat...

Assalamualaikum

Sebab silat, ak dah pusing satu Tanah Melayu

Sebab silat, ak malu tak cium tangan guruku

Sebab silat, ak tak malu menangis depan ibubapaku mohon ampun

Sebab silat, ak jumpa rakan se udara

Sebab silat, ak sedar lemahnya Melayu

Sebab silat, ak tahu pentingnya tugasku

Sebab silat, ak tahu mengkaji

Sebab silat, ak belajar luar dari kelas

Sebab silat, ak mahu martabatkan bangsaku

Sebab silat, ak mahu menegakkan agamaku

Sebab silat, ak mahu mendaulatkan negaraku

Sebab silat, gantungku hanya pada Allah!

Sebab silat, panduanku adalah al-Quran

Sebab silat, pimpinku adalah Muhammad s.a.w


Dimana perjuangan bermula....
Unit Seni Bela Diri PSSCM KKK KUKTEM
(Sekarang dikenali sbg Kelab PSSCMUMP)


More to come.....

Friday, August 7, 2009

12:34:56 07/08/09

Assalamualaikum

Maiiiiii.......selamat hari lahir!!!!!

Dh tua ni.....antara member2 silat ak, Mai paling matang n sensitif cam seorang ibu. Dia terer dlm bab2 yg melibatkan protokol. Mmmg ak respek abis sama dia!!! Ak lak cam bebudak je kalo compare dgn dia......agak gila2 walaupun kitorang sebaya.

Ak doakan ko mcm doa dr blog buaya merah ekkk......

Ak doakan ko jumpa kebahagiaan di sebalik kegembiraan dan temu kebijaksanaan di sebalik kemurungan sepanjang ko berjalan di atas muka bumi. AMIN

More to come.....

P/S: Ak tido lewat semata2 nk tunggu masa tu......

Picit Lan..

Assalamualaikum

Semlm biskut jln 7 batch, banyak giler, dpt seribu kotak arrr....Kalo tgk dlm stok, banyak tu jugak dh keluar dari gudang. Kalut bos ak ni, baru keluar gudang....xtau laku @ x kt stokis. Aiyooo...Lan pun komplen sbb hr ni biskut xjln. Bg dia, biar buat skit, asal ade keje.

Ckp psl Lan, waktu lunch semlm, dia dtg kt bilik packing mintak ak urut. Dia ckp, diorang habaq hang pandai ngurut. Baru je ak urut sorang dua, dh tersebar. Urut jela....mmg mengaduh ler dia, dia bgtau, dia mintak Farit (biskut) tumbuk belakang xrasa ape. Ak picit je, muka dia dh thn sakit. Lps ak picit tu....ilang ngantuk n sakit badan.

Dia baru angkat motor 176 kg. Diorang nk pasang pengisar baru utk kordial, patut arr ade wiring baru. Lan kata power dia 520 kW, dia ckp boss kemut...nk pasang mesin baru (dia xcheck pun) tp xnk buat wiring. Kalo terbakar, biarla bilik dia dulu....

Ptg td pun, ak dpt call dr SV Universiti....25/8, dia dtg

Mutiara kata:
300 tahun ibadat tidak dapat ganti nikmat mata
(kitab Hikam)

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Askar kaya....





Assalamualaikum

Game2 kt atas ni best wooo...ko bole tembak , tgk anggota badan putus, n musuh ngerang kesakitan

Payback yg xbest, gameplay ngarut giler lps tu bnyk bugs

More to come.....

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Hantu!!!

Assalamualaikum

Hari ni....masih buat biskut, ak dh bgtau QC psl bahaya ammonia. Ak bkn main ckp je, ak bole bg research paper kalo diorang nk. Bkn ak suka pun keje situ, tp nk elak kena hentam waktu present n kesian dgn IPQC....pompuan mengandung. Kalo dia xdpt kanser, anak cucu dia dpt.

Reply ak dpt...."Hang tau Pak Long camna...," Sham bgtau ak, tp ok gak dia tanya ape penganti. Ak bgtau asid tartarik, sbb kurang bhn karsiogenic terhasil. Xkisah arr, tanggungjawab ak dh lps. Sham bole direct g RnD n IPQC bole elakkan makan racun. Skang terpulang pd usaha diaorang.

Sham ajak ak dtg shift malam, blaja camne nk masak kordial n RTD. Dia pun xnah g lagi. Hohohoho. Lps tu Bam (penyelia kordial) cite psl hantu kt kilang n org baru paling truk kena kaco.

Peristiwa antu
Guard kena tarik kaki dgn anjing kepala kucing
Puyu (biskut) demam dua minggu lps masak kordial, kepala lalu dpn dier
Tamimi (masak) xdtg dh lps jumpa lembaga putih dlm stor
Pak Leh (masak) demam seminggu lps Puyu

Diorang ckp tapak kilang ni bekas kubur......Oooooo

Malas ak nk takut antu, xpsl2 mati syirik. Okla, anggap ak penakut, mana lebih menakutkan?

a) Jumpa antu
b) Cakap dgn antu n dicekik antu

Ak dh kena jawapan (b).....kalo setakat jumpa....

Mutiara kata:
Sungkur depan hantu
Syaitan diangkat hebat

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Hari ni basuh pegaga.....

Assalamualaikum

Dh brape hari boss xbg 'tazkirah'. Lega pendengaran....Staff n operator dh dpt slip gaji minggu lps, tp duit xmasuk lg. Diorang dh komplen, knape lambat sgt?



Ni gamba pegaga yg tgh dicuci

Lan yg bg briefing skang pepagi, dia xmelalut cam boss, dia trus assign tugas. Pag ni, ak jaga biskut. Petang lak, ak g bahagian masak. Sham suh ak tgk camne nk buat QC utk pegaga mentah n cara cucian dia. Dpt ilmu gak arini.

Ak igt nk mintak shift mlm stat minggu dpn, nk blaja cara masak. Kalo xdpt, ak join camtu jela. Nk mintak minggu ni....ade majlis ijazah kt UUM. Emm....



Pekena nescafe ice dgn cucur udang lps keje....perrgghh

Ak beli cucur udang kt Restoran Cendol Pulut Jo. Dia nyer cendol ngan cucur udang mmg shiooookkk. Harga pun mahal.

Cendol.....RM2.20
Cendol pulut....RM2.30
Cucur udang......RM2.60

Apsal beza cendol n cendol pulut seposen je???

Mutiara kata:
Bergunalah seperti pokok pisang
(Komander (B) Roslizan b. Ahmad Mahidin, P/K.Penerangan PSSCM)

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Monday, August 3, 2009

ISA

Assalamualaikum

Baru2 ni ade perhimpunan haram yg menyokong dn memansuhkn ISA. Ak pelik, tang mana dlm Islam ajar tunjuk perasaan? Yg lg pelik, org bodo yg sokong pun join. Pekedai kt situ rugi nk dekat RM200j..Nk berdemo, kaco rezeki org. MMG BANGSAT.

Bagi ak, kebanyakan diorang seronok2 je melaungkan Allahuakbar. Memalukan, melaungkan takbir tp kena siram air, lari! Knape xlawan? Ramai jugak student yg join, yg kena tangkap tu...jgn harap dpt skrol. Kalo diorang ni berani, knape xg Palestin?

Kalo mansuhkan ISA hari ni, esok gerenti ade perebutan kuasa.....

Mutiara kata:
Berundur selangkah dari perang
Beraninya langkah ke neraka

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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Sakit...Penat...

Assalamualaikum

Semlm ak xupdate....kena tgk toyol kt umah sesambil msg member2 kt Pahang tanya keadaan diorang.....UMP dh tutup sbb H1N1.

Mak ak masak steak woooo....best dgn lada hitam. Bukan steak segera, mmg aliran proses dia dari daging mentah n biji lada. Ak pun dgn lahapnya memamah steak tu. Dlm gelojoh tu, ade ketulan steak yg besar digigit pakai gusi.....Adooooiiiiiii. Bengkak gusi ak, berdenyut-denyut. Nk ckp pun pedih.

Pagi ni lak, angkat pasu! Mak ak alih pokok bunga sbb nk menyenangkn kerja pembersihan. Ade pasu nk dekat 50 kg, dua org angkat, itu pun sekejap-kejap. Adeeeiiiii.

Bos ak sah dh gila, dia nk kurangkn pekerja jd 36 org termasuk pengurusan. Maknanya....16 org operator! Mcmne kilang nk jalan! Bakaaaaa...!! Suma dh berdebar, sbb xtau sape yg akn trus keje. Tp, masing2 dh cari backup awal2....dh meluat dgn bos.

Mutiara kata:
Ingat guru, ibu dan bapa sebelum makan

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Lagu