HEP=Hal Ehwal Pemalas

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Ak tipon JHEPA pg td nk tanya pasal Kajian Pengesanan Graduat KPT. Ak xleh nk log masuk utk buat kajian tu. Xbuat kajian tu, xleh konvo arr. Tau ape jawapan ak dapat? "Saya baru email nama awak pagi tadi,"

Bangsat, memang geng2 makan gaji buta. Ak dah maklumkan JHEPA pasal masalah ni, seminggu sebelum raya! Apahal hantar pagi ini. Dah benak sgt sbb makan kuih raya? Sekarang, dah jd masalah nak log masuk, server KPT jadi sesak sbb orang log dalam detik2 terakhir..Ak xdpt nk pastikan ak bole buat kajian tu.

Nk jadi universiti teknikal bertaraf dunia? Ini macam punya perangai, ISO pun xkan lepas, kalo lepas, mmg yg bagi sijil tu setakat tgk dokumen je.

JANGAN MASUK UMP!!!

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Followers of Jojo

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Ak pelik nooo....Sara, Sofi dan Afiq mesti asik nk ikut Jojo. Kakak pun sama! Kalo Jojo hilang je, Sara mesti menjerit2 cari Jojo. Setiap kali Afiq tipon, dia tanya mana Jojo. Sofi lak, dia jd excited bila tgk Jojo main game. Kakak....satu hari xgaduh mmg pelik.

Pandai Jojo tgk sepupu dia...nakal2 dan semalas2 dia, sama lah dgn ak waktu kecik. Hahahaha, sedara mara yg rapat dgn famili ak pun terkejut bila ak berubah giler2 dari jenis yg sgt ralit jd rajin gila2.

Jojo dan pengikutnya

Genius cam ak kot, hehehehe...(riak2)

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Sniper rifles....in carbine??

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In these 2,3 days, I been preparing for my graduation and leaving my practical (yahuu!!). No longer I need to listen to that old senile. Today, he pissed off because few staffs asleep during working! What he is thinking?? There is no production ongoing after Raya break until today.

Calling the kettle black! As manager, it is his right to get angry...if he not smoking in the place where the staff fell asleep at that moment. Huh, even the manager doesn't abide by the rule.

Enough about that. During Raya, an idea came to me (What...even during Raya?!) to make my rifle short equivalent to carbine, making it easier to be conceal. Yet, carbine weakness are its reduced accuracy and effective range due to shortened barrel.

I think I have solution for the problem....

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Bosannya....

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Lg seminggu nk grad n nk blah dari LI, huahuahua. Bkn ade production jln pun, bahan mentah xrak. Dtg keje utk tido je....sibuk sgt suh dtg keje balik awal2. Lps tu suh org amik cuti, mmg nk potong gaji nooo....

Xkisah arr, ramai dh amik kira-kira nk sambung blaja atau tmbh skill. Ade dpt keje lain, bagus arr. Lps ni pun ak nk mohon training kt SIRIM dlm NDT. Kalo xdpt bln 11, dpt bln 2 thn depan. Samada Shah Alam atau Johor. Mula2 igt amik FSMS, NDT bole buat duit lps tu ade kaitan dgn proposal Master. Kalo ade rezeki, ak amik FSMS bulan Jan sampai Mei, insya Allah. Lgpun ak ade contact kt dlm, hehehehe...snang jalan ak.

Sape2 nk borang training SIRIM @ CIDB, bgtau ak nooo....

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Beraya....

Assalamualaikum

Ak g mana raya ni???



Ahli2 caw Kedah berenti di Gurun sblm tiba di destinasi



Sampai di destinasi....rumah YM Ustaz Ishak bin Itam



Jumpa Mije...



Kelas latihan di BM



Beraya di rumah mak angkat Adi di Gulau....jauhnya...

Sampai kt rumah persatuan, Said ckp member ak dari KLBB kirim salam, Zamir kot...jumpa waktu konvo nooo....

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(Pantang-larang Silat Cekak)

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Raya Pertama....Bday Jojo!!

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Lps solat sunat Aidilfitri, mintak maaf dgn makbapak n adik-beradik....G sambut bday Jojo!!


Time potong kek


Sukanya dia!!

Bertuah dia, bday jatuh raya pertama..Pak Tam doakan Jojo sejahtera hidup. Jgn pemalas sgt...huhuhu. Nk marah truk2 pun, ak pun mcm dia waktu kecik2

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Majlis Berbuka Puasa HPA

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Sekitar majlis bukak posa 2 hari lps...


Kak Ita, Kerani HR


Lan, Pegawai Pengeluaran


Hamzah, storehand....kuat makan!!


Tgh melantak dlm production area


Geng2 QC


Member baik


Bam, Ajit, Panjang n Amri...geng biskut


Geng RTD


Biskut


Li n Ain


Ayu, kerani akaun...comel gak, hehehe


Kak Mashitah, SV ak...hohoho

Ak dh nk cabut, ramai gak member2 nk cabut dh..ada dpt IWK, polis, SPA, ade nk berniaga...harap keje korang akan datang lebih baik dari keje kt sini, Amin.

Semoga jumpa lg...lps konvo, ak cabut. Akaun ak dlm e-comm pun dh kena delete, maknanya dh xde kaitan dgn UMP. Memori ak dalam UMP....silat n lecturer je.

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Malaysian sniper...huhuhuu

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I been doing Introduction for my proposal. Most of it, based on interview and history of snipers in US, UK and Russia. I realize something, how about Malaysia?

None of references I have discussing about Malaysian GGK, PASKAL, PASKAU or VAT69. If I completed my proposal without this information, my rifle maybe will not adapt to the Special Forces mentioned earlier.

If anyone has references on this Special Forces, contact me please. Thank you...

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NH4CO3

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Radix Chocolate Cookies, kt label dia....baik nyer bahan. Padahal mana ade telur. Lps tu, x tertulis pada label tu ammonium bicarbonate.

Glucose campur asparagine dr tepung menghasilkn acrylamide, bahan karsinogen. Amalan perkilangan kt Malaysia mmg biasanya xboh ammonium bicarbonate pada label, tp HPA bkn perjuangkn Islam? Salah satu sifat Nabi ialah jujur.

Rujukan:

Howard S. Peavy, Donald R. Rowe, George Tchobanoglous (1985). Environmental
Engineering. Avenue of the Americas, N.Y: Mc-Graw Hill Higher Education.

Lorelei A. Mucci, Kathryn M. Wilson (2008). Acrylamide Intake through Diet and
Human Cancer Risk. Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry. 56(15):
6013-6019

Mendel Friedman (2003). Chemistry, Biochemistry and Safety of Acrylamide: A review
Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry. 51(16): 4504-4526

Peter A. Sadd, Colin G. Hamlet, Li Liang (2008). Effectiveness of Methods in Reducing
Acrylamide in Bakery Products. Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry.
56(15): 6154-6161

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Gembiranya hati ni...

Assalamualaikum

Semlm terima surat konvo....ade dua helai surat, dua2 lain2 tajuk. Hehehehehe, cuba teka ape tajuk lg satu



Tadi pagi, ayah n mak dpt tempat untuk tunaikan haji, Alhamdu lillah

Tgh hari lak, beli kasut baru utk konvo, RM129.95. Thanks abah!



Lg gembira...kalo leh cabut lps LI

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Madulia....tipu!!!

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Smlm xde production....yg ak heran psl MADULIA

Untuk 09FH32/26.....xde madu dimasukkn, hanya gula. Sewel!!! Makin lama makin teruk ak tgk HPA ni. Nk sihat kena kurangkan gula, bkn tambah gula!

Ak pelik, MD tau x psl ni? Kalo tau, mmg syarikat org Islam, bkn syarikat amalkan nilai Islam. Kalo xtau, bkn ketua yg baik.

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Very long Intro...huhuhuhu

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I have started writing on my Introduction, brief contents of first subchapter of Intro....

History of snipers
Necessities of snipers
Tasks and equipments for sniper team
Difference in designated marksmen and sniper
Sniper deployment around the world
Development of rifles
Known sniper rifles in service

I am sleepy......zzzzz

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Beza Perjuangan dan Perniagaan

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Bilalah ak bole cabut dr HPA? Mmg tolol, dh nk grad pun praktikal? Akal sape, suma dh tau..

Jom kita tgk serba sikit perjuangan vs perniagaan

Perjuangan

Ketua dipilih diredhai ramai
Wang sebagai alat
Membuktikan kelebihan sendiri
Bersatu dari bawah ke atas
Untuk mendapatkan hak
Bijak dalam menjaga hak

Perniagaan

Ketua dipilih oleh atasan
Wang sebagai matlmat
Menunjuk kelemahan orang lain tanpa bukti
Setiap peringkat berpecah-belah
Untuk mendapatkan kuasa
Licik dalam mengekalkan kuasa

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Its begins now...

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It is about 3 weeks since I put my proposal into hiatus. Talking about rest...hehehe. Now, I ready to resume my proposal writing....into full proposal! I will start writing on Introduction tomorrow. Tonight, I will revise and gather more literature on this system.

Title of my proposal....
"Study on improvement of semi-automatic sniper rifle"

Looking back, I think I am such a nutcase. Future graduate in Chemical Engineering doing research on Mechanical Engineering. Maybe I am bored with ChemEng or just trying something new? I don't know but I only know mastering one area is not enough for me.

Alhamdu lillah, praise to Allah Almighty. It is hard at first to find any written literature on weapons except from Wikipedia. It is not reliable to be used as references in Master Degree project. But as I surfing non-stop, I found a lot of manual on different types of rifle. Currently, I'm downloading M82A1 and Weaponology documentary, it will take long time to complete.

Maybe its one of Ramadhan's barakah. Wishing of Lailatul Qadr

Wish for my success!

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Tips Pengurusan

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Berdasarkan pengalaman ak dlm berpersatuan dan melihatkan kelemahan dlm HPA F&B walaupun depa cuba utk sembunyikannya, terdetik kt hati ak utk menulis sedikit tips2 ttg pengurusan perniagaan.

1. Berkongsi masalah, jgn bezakn antara bahagian
2. Bekerja dalam jangka waktu ditetapkn, luar dari tu, pekerja tu tak efisen
3. Tonjolkn kelebihan, bukan kutuk org lain
4. Jujur
5. Pastikan kecairan tunai di tahap memuaskn baru kejar untung
6. Latih org bawahan mengikut panduan

Buat masa ni, tu shj....nnt ade lg, ak kongsi.

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Abg Syed

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Kelmarin, ak g training silat. Train skali dgn seorang ahli asas. Kaedah A sampai D. Bila tgk ahli2 asas, ak teringat masa ak mula2 blaja Silat Cekak. Takut giler nk bg penumbuk padahal dah ukur.

Lps abis training, ak join abg Ad, ahli asas tu n Ustaz Yassir. Ak mmg respect Ust Yassir, dr Gurun turun ngaja kt Alor Setar, ak dr Jitra yg lebih kurang 20 minit pun kadang2 miss kelas. Diorang duduk berbincang pasal sejarah Ust Hanafi, perpecahan, lps tu bab2 ketuhanan. Wah, ahli baru ni bkn calang2 org. Dia tau sejarah ulama2 terbilang mcm Tuan Haji Zain.

Alhamdu lillah, dgr mmg syok...xngantuk langsung walaupun nk dekat 3 pagi. Tp esok tu mmg kena arr, mengeletar badan yg selalu tido ikut time, dh lama ak xstay camni lps blah dr UMP.

Nama dia, Syed Abdul Kadir bin Omar bekerja dia TUDM Kepala Batas. Semlm igt nk turun, last2 ak sakit kepala, tido. Dh set alarm nk bgn kul 2100.

Mak ak ckp, sampai kul 2200, alarm tu bunyi...Awat mak xbangunkan, dia tau ak ade training,huhuhu

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Chemical Eng...

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Berapa hari x posting. Xde idea n sibuk dgn toyol. Makin ramai lak yg tanya ak psl HPA. Ramai yg percaya, alhamdu lillah. Ak tunjuk kenyataan berdasarkn rekod, laporan dan perbincangan secara terus dgn pihak pengurusan....kecuali Rafidi Shaari. Pandangan2 operator pun ak ambil kira, sbb diorang yg involve secara direct n continuously.

Dua, tiga hari ni ak terpikir, selama ak blaja 4 tahun kat UMP, ape tu Chemical Engineering? Kebanyakan apa yg dipelajari ade dlm Mechanical Eng, Civil Eng and Electrical Eng. Pengetahuan mendalam psl bahan kimia dan reaksi pun bole blaja dlm Kimia. Proposal ak lak bole kata more to Mechanical Engineering.

Management pun blaja dlm kelas....walaupun kena dapat pengalaman, baru skor. Xleh nk ikut bulat2 sbb lain tempat, lain cara.

Jawapan yang ak terfikir.....

Bidang profesional yang melibatkan rekabentuk untuk mengoptimumkan proses yang melibatkan tindakbalas kimia samada di peringkat bahan mentah, bahan perantaraan atau produk untuk mengurangkan kos dan meningkatkan keselamatan di samping mencapai kualiti produk yang diharapkan.

Ak nyer Projek Sarjana Muda pun.....psl komputer, huhuhuu.

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P/S: Kena kurangkn bahasa rojak, kata nk perjuang bangsa...

Kordial Mangga yg berkarat

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Hari ni g keje. Jd QC mmg xde keje sgt....mmg lepak je. Dhlah Rafidi Shaari xde arini. Mmg huhahuaha lerrr.

Ptg skit, ak jd boring....g lah tgk kt bilik sejuk. Pastu, ak tgk Pak Leh tgh buang kordial. Ak tolong dia sekali. Ak tanya, awat buang kordial ni? Dia bgtau ade abuk. Abuk? Lps tu dia suh ak tgk ade nampk bintik-bintik itam. Karat tu!!!

Huuuu....baru je ak nk beli RTD Roselle utk toyol tersayang bg cepat baik demam. Trus ilang confident! Kalo keluaran tu dh 2, 3 thn, bole terimala sbg stok reject n perlu dibuang. Ini...baru bulan Mei 2009, dh redi nk masuk pasaran. Org tua tolol tu cadang nk jual gak tp kena bangkang.

09FH22/160....kod produk nombor yg ade karat...

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